Comedy Cult Classic
ONE MILLION AC/DC
See...Vala, the voluptuous cave babe! See...Mota, the mighty war-lard! See...Dino, the plastic-eating dinosaur!
A group of sex-crazed cave people are being harassed by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. While they try to figure out a way to deal with this threat, they have sex and eat a lot.
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Synopsis
One Million AC/DC is a sex-drenched caveman comedy from a script by ED WOOD. Yes, the amazing Edward D. Wood, Jr. allegedly wrote this softcore prehistoric sex epic (probably on one side of a cocktail napkin) under the nom de plume “Akdon Telmig” (one letter away from “Vodka Gimlet”).
The “plot” revolves around a group of cave people who eat and have sex a lot. They are being kept in their cave by a dinosaur that lives just outside, keeping them from going out. Ultimately they hatch a plan that involves inventing the bow & arrow in order to kill it. There is also a sub-plot involving a cave girl held captive by a gorilla. (Shades of “Bride and the Beast.”)
The sex is soft-core, but all throughout this movie. Some of it (especially the deflowering of a virgin with a sacred stick) can be quite disturbing, rather than titillating, as it is meant to be. The cast (at least the ones we see having sex) are all attractive and the various justifications for sex scenes can be quite amusing.
The “plot” revolves around a group of cave people who eat and have sex a lot. They are being kept in their cave by a dinosaur that lives just outside, keeping them from going out. Ultimately they hatch a plan that involves inventing the bow & arrow in order to kill it. There is also a sub-plot involving a cave girl held captive by a gorilla. (Shades of “Bride and the Beast.”)
The sex is soft-core, but all throughout this movie. Some of it (especially the deflowering of a virgin with a sacred stick) can be quite disturbing, rather than titillating, as it is meant to be. The cast (at least the ones we see having sex) are all attractive and the various justifications for sex scenes can be quite amusing.
Themes & Keywords
Female Nudity
Independent Film
Female Full Frontal Nudity
Female Topless Nudity
Nudity
Female Frontal Nudity
Sex
Rape
Softcore
Violence
Lesbian
Lesbianism
Gore
Female Female Kiss
Fight
Outdoor Sex
Simulated Sex
Group
Virgin
Skeleton
Painting
Cave
Horniness
Breast Fondling
Stock Footage
Abduction
Necklace
Punctuation In Title
Eaten Alive
Female Orgasm
Eating
Spear
Caveman
Ape
Running Barefoot
Rape Of A Virgin
Loincloth
Bearded Man
Bow And Arrow
Gorilla Suit
Cavegirl
Tyrannosaurus Rex
Sex In A Cave
Z Grade
Toy Dinosaur
Creek
Bunch Of Grapes
Deer
Prehistoric Times
Slash In Title
Sexploitation
Kaiju
